Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rkhna..!! . . . . . . . Jodi Jarur Aasman Me Bnti Hai.. .. . . . . Par Setting Zameen Par Hi Krni Padti hai..
18Year old gal married 98yr old Rich Man. Media Askd d Gal-Aapne Inme Shadi K Liye Kya Deka? Gal-1 to inki In-Come Aur 2nd Inke Din-Come :p
1 Aadmi ne God se pucha: Tune bachpan diya par chhen liya Jawani di par chenli, Paisa diya wapas le liya, ab ye Biwi di hai to de kr bhool gya ky?
Husbnd:agr opration m mujhe kch hua 2 tum us doctor se hi shadi kr lena Wife:aise kyu bol rhe ho Husbnd:use badla lene ka dusra kuch rasta nahi
Biwi, husband se- Tumhe mere rishtedaar pasand nahi! - Husband: Kya baat kar rahe ho! Mujhe apni saas se achhi tumhaari
saas lagti hai
Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai Jiska
Naam India Hai Baki To Sab Videsh Hai
Girl- kya tum mare liye chand tod k la sakte ho..??? . Boy- phir dharti k chakker
kon tera baap lagayega..
Santa Ne Car se 4Logo ko Daba diya Judge-tumne sarab b nhi p thi fr b ye Q KIYA SANTA-idea
walo ne kha tha ki is gane k liye 4 Dabaye.
Reliance ka roOM, Bsnl ka beD, Airtel ka pillOW, Tata ki bedshEET, Uske
andar tum aur Vodafone ka kuTTA, wah...! What an idea sethji...!!
Sir-Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise
Todoge? Santa-Chidiya Bankar. Sir-Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega! Santa-Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap
lagayega
Boy-Tuj me rab dikhta hai yaara mai kya karu? Girl-Darshan kar, Puja kar, Aashirwad le, Prasad kha Aur aage
nikal piche aur b bhakt khade hai
A lady buys new Sim card. To surprise husband, She goes to the Kitchen, & calls "HI
DARLING". He says "call u later dear.The devil Is in kitchen
ladka mar gya to uski maa rotay huye: Mere ladke ne duniya
me dekha he kya tha Padosan ladki : Aunty ap royie mat mene use sub dikhaya tha..
Chandni rat thi wo mere sath thi
Mene uske kapde utare Dosto bura mat manna wo meri Choclete thi
Roye wo iss kadar unki lash se lipatkar, ki lash khud
uth kr boli, LE TU MARJA PEHLE Badtameez uper hi chada ja rha h itni garmi me.
Bhikhari: Sethji, Khane Ke Liye Roti Milegi Raman: Abhi Meri Patni Ghar Par Nahi Hai Bhkhr: Sethji Maine Rti Maangi
Hai, Aapki Ptni Nahi
Teacher: Do u Know Avogadro's No.? Student: Avogadro Ladka Tha Ya Ladki? Teacher: Ladka
Student: Sorry Dude,Mai Ladko k no. nahi rakhta:D
An Interesting Thing About Tom & Jerry...??? . . . . . . . Poore Din
Nange Ghumenge.. Lekin Nahaate Waqt Swimming Suit Pehn Ke Nahayenge. :D
Biggest Bezzati: Uncle: Kya Kar Rahe Ho Beta Aaj Kal..?? Boy: Ji EnGineering . . . . . . Uncle: Ohh.. Humko Laga
Parhai-Warhai Karte Hoge.. =D
Latest Research: Boys Always Remain Faitfull To Their Girlfriend..!! But, . . . . . . Which Girlfriend?? That's Still a Topic Of
Research...
Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha: dek dek us ladki ko dekh wo tere sath padhti hai 1st ayi he. Boy-Dek
dek kya dek? Usi ko Dek Dek k to fail hua hun
Sir-Sonu,Why r U Late Sonu-Actualy Sir,Meri Car Sir-Talk In English Sonu-My Car Fassing In Kichad No Hiling No Duling
Only Po-po Karing
Agar Dunia ko kuch kar dikhana hai,To sun meri bat Hathi ke upar ulta khada ho kar photo khichwa Ab
photo ko ulta kr k Duniya walo ko dikha
SanTa AkeLa HelicopTer Sikh Rahatha Achanak Helicoptr niche aa gira Pilot- Kya
hua SanTa- Upar thand lag rahi thi isliye pankha band kar diya
Height of begging: A sleeping begger puts up a notice board
in front of him. "plz dont make noise by dropping coins, offer notes"
Santa:Main apni patni ko kya gift doon Banta: Diamond
Ring de. Santa:Nahi main kuch bada dena chahta hoon? Banta:Fir tractor ka tyre de.!
Ek bhikari bhagwan ko; He
bhagwan, Muje khane ke liye aisa kuch do Jo khane par bhi khatam na ho bhagwan ye lo beta "CHINGAM" He he he....
A
pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor. Which will reach down first? . . . . . . . .Ans:The Pizza,as it's fast
food!..:P:P
Height Of FB Madam- Beta batao, Parle-G ke packet par jo green dot hai uska kya matlab hy GOLU- Iska ye
matlab hai ki Parle-G online baitha hai
Santa & Banta 8th me aathvi Bar Fail Ho gye Santa- Chal Suicide kar le
Banta-Saale Pagal Ho Gya Hai Agle janam Fir NURSERY se suru krna Padega
Father-kya huya beta kyun roh rahi ho.Mujhe apna dost samaj ke batao. Son-kya batao yaar meri yali se milne gaya tha
to teri yali dekh liya or bohut mara!!
Young generation ko sb se zyada tention kb hote ha? . . . . . . . . Papers mein?? Nhi. .
. . . Jab wo so kr uthen aur unka mobile unke pas na ho
Silent Breakup- Girl calls her Boyfrnd.. Raat ke 3 baje . . . And . . . . . "The number you have dialled is busy on another
call.." :
A Smart Answer given by a man when asked: How u feel when any woman gives u a flying kiss..?? . . . Man:-"I
hate such lazy women .!!:
Wife: Pori Dunya Me Chirag LeKar B DhundoGe To Mere Jesi Biwi Nai Milegi. Husband: Tumhe KisNe Kaha K Dusri Bar B
Tumhare Jesi He Dhundunga?
Bestest flirt ever - Boy:Hi..is ur name Google.?? . Girl:No.. . . . . . . . . . Boy:But you have all the things i'm searching for...!
:D
Kaun banega Crorepati- 5 crore ka Sawaal Que :- Woh 2 log kaun hain ? . . Jo Nokia Mobile on karne par haath milate
hain?
Height of social networking: A boy's fb status: i m online from toilet. - His father commented on status: c0me out
fast, i m getting emergency
Ek sharabi ki daastaan.. Soch raha hoon ki daaru chhod du..! Par... . . . . Kiske paas chhodu.!
sabhi kamine hain, pee jayege. :D
Kash Fb pe "Add as girlfrnd" ka option hota Sala propose krne ka panga hi khatm Acept
kar liya to maan gayi nahi to fb pe Konsi Ladkiya kam Hai..
A girl come in class with new sliper BOY COMNT
HER:Chappal achhi h GIRL REPLIED:Nikalu kya THEN ALL BOYS CRIED:Teri dress to or b achi hai
SaNta Ko Invitation
MiLa Ki Party Me Tai Pehankar Aana Hai Jab SaNta Party Me PahuchA To Dekha Ki Log Pant Or Shirt Bhi Pehankar Aaye
The.
I think RBI should declare "Eclairs" as the new one Rupee & "Chlormint" as the new 50 Paisa Qki har ek dukandaar
chhutte k jage yahi deta
DUAL HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRL . . . . . 1st msg-lets break up now, its all over. . . . . 2nd msg.- sorry, sorry
that was not 4 u:-]
1Kanj0os k0 Electric Current Laga.. Wife: Aap Thik t0h h0 Na?? Kanj0os: . . . Mai Thik Hu.. Tu 'Meter' Dekh, UNIT Kitne
Badhe..?
ye baat sunke mere haatho se Gol Gappa hi gir gaya . . . jab gol gappe wale ne kaha Plz giv ur feedback on our
facebook page :D
Santa to a slim girl - chehra tera khaas nai, haddiyon me maas nai, propose karu toh kaise karu, teri 14
feb tak jeene ki koi aas nai
Bus Mein Bhut Bheed Thi,1 Aadmi Bola- "Lagta H Bus Me Janwar Bhare H" Dusre passenger
Ne Kaha- Bas 1 Gadhe Ki Kami Thi Jo Ab Puri ho gyi. :D
Aniversary Par Santa Ne Apni Patni K Liye Gulab Ka Phool
Lekar Aaya Patni-Muze Ye Nahi, Koi Sone Ki Chiz Do. Santa-Ye Le Takiya Aur So Ja
Attitude at exam!!!! . . teacher-Kuch
kiya bhi hai ya aise hi aa gaye??? . . . . student-sir, breakfast karke aaya hu, or aap??
Ladkiyan sabSe Zyada Garam Kab
hOti Hain.? . . . . ...Naa, Munna naa...! Jab unhen Bukhar HOta Hai.
Santa- Aaj Party Q De Raha ho Yaar Banta- Aj Mera
Scooter Kho Gya, Bhagvan ka Shukr h Mai Uss Par Nahi Baitha Tha . . Warna Mai B Kho Jata
FUNNY CHEMISTRY:
Teacher: wt happens when carbon-monoxide reacts with 2 molecules of iron? Santa: COFFEE. Teacher: how? S:
CO+2Fe=COFFEE!
Mazak ki b koi haad hoti hai yaar Maine ladki k sath date Maar rha tha Aur mera Dost uske samne
aakar bola Kal wali zayda achi thi
Bv-Nayi car aur pati me koi fark nai Dono hi pehle 2-3 saal thik thak chalte H Pati-Purani car aur Purani Bv me koi fark nai
Dono hi aawaz krti H
Teacher: 1 Saal Me Kitni Raatein Hoti Hai? Smart Santa: 10 Raatein Hoti Hai.. Teacher: 10 Raatein
Kaise? Santa: 9 Navratri 0R 1 Shivraatri..
Pr0p0se in New Style. B0y T0 Girl- Mai Apse Frndship Krna Chahta Hu. Grl- Meri Sagai H0 Gyi H B0y- Fir Behen Ban K
Apni Kisi Saheli Se Bat Kra De
HUM Log fon pe bat nhi krte h Or sms jyada krte h Q ? Kyoki HUM CENTER FRESH
khate he CENTER FRESH Jubaan pe lagaam lagaye Hath pe nahi,
SHAYARI OF A THIEF! Mobile Night Plans Ne To
Hume Bhuka Mar Diya He Dosto Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota He!
Shadi Me Khana
Khane K Do AsuL - PehLi Bar Es Tarah KHao K Dusri Bar MiLeGa Hi Nhi - Dusri Bar Es Tarah KHao K PehLi Bar MiLa Hi Nhi
Tha
Ek dukhi girlfriend ne apne boyfriend ke liye ek shayari likhi, "phulon ka raja baharo ka sehzada,dil tod ke chala gaya
sala kutta kamina haramzada.."
Teacher- Wat is d relation between Earth & Moon? Pappu-Brother _ Sister Tech-How?
Pappu-We cal Earth DHARTI MATA & Moon as CHANDA MAMA
Post man hota he,but post woman qun nehi he? qun ki
woman delivory in 9 months 10 days.ha..ha,.
Santa apni BV k office gya or dkha wo boss ki Goud me baithi h Santa: "Chal
prito Aisi jagah kaam nhi krna jaha staff k liye Kursi b na ho!" :P
Boys Mentality: Ye Jo Aag Dill Me Lagi H, Zamane Me Laga Dunga, Uski Doli Jo Uthi, . To To Koi Bat Nai, Talented hu
yaar Dusri PAta lunga
Girl comes late to class Tchr:Y r u late? Girl: One boy was following me Tchr:So, What? Girl:That
boy was walking very slow...:-)
Ladkiya paraya dhan he, to ladke kya? . nhi pta kya? . . . . Ek No. ke CHOR, jinki nazar
hamesha paraye dhan par he lagi hoti he
Married men's true story . . Maang bharne ki saza kuch iss kadar paa raha hoon.. . . Ki Maang Poori karte karte. mang
mang k kha raha hoon
Q: What is arrange marriage = bika hua maal waapas nahi hoga & Q: What is love marriage =pehle
istemaal kare fir vishwaas kare!!!
Somu- Shadi Ke Bad Chain Ki Nind Kaun Sota Hai? Pati Ya Patni? Ramu- Dono! Patni
Ghar Me Soti Hai Aur Pati Office Me
Santa ki Taang me Chot lag gai Nurse- Isme 10 Tanke Lagenge Snta- kitna kharcha
hoga Nurse-300 Snta-bhenji Tanka Lagwana h Kadhai Nhi Krwani
Santa- Mere jamun k ped k niche Gulab ka ped Q laga rahe ho, Banta- is liye k 2no milkar GULAAB JAAMUN
Khayenge.
Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti Hy Bhai Ka Friend Bhai Hota Hai To Wife Ki Friend Wife Kyu Nai Hoti Jago Grahak
Jago Aur Dusre Ki Biwi Lekar Bhago
After Eating Fish For Dinner, Santa Never Drinks Water... . . . Why? . . . Coz, "He
Fears That tHe Fish WiL Start Swiming iN His Stomach!!"
Nazr mili tab wo Akeli thi Dosti hui to wo saheli thi Pyar hua to
Wo paheli thi 2sre k 7 bhag gyi to pta Laga wo area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi!!
Santa (Ladki ko chhedte hue)- Hor soniye ki hal hai? Ladki (Gusse mein)-Jo teri behan ka hai. Santa (Hass kar)-Woh toh
pregnent hai
Steve Jobs is now working with God to make an "i-wife" Slim design, beauty with brain and, most important, a
mute button...!Booking full till 2020;)
Pappu- Dadaji kya aap badaam khate hai? Dadaji- Nahi, mere to daant hi nahi hai.
Pappu-fir thik hai,ise aap rakhiye,mai school-se akar le lunga!
Shadi k mandap me Ladka ladki se bola Mere 10 ladkiyo k
saath Affair raha tha. Ladki: Mujhe pta tha, Jab kundli mili he to Character to milega hi
Teacher- Beta chori krna buri baat
hai, Chori ka fal hamesha karva Hota hai. Golu - Lekin Mene Jo APPLE Chori Kar K Khaya Wo To meetha tha
